Become a Virgin again

Do you remember your first time of course you do, how can you forget. Was it earth moving with a firework finale; for most of you it will be an event that you would rather forget, or laugh about when you¹ve had too much to drink at a party. Here for a limited period is the chance to relive that moment the way you always dreamed of.

The worshipful company of virgins are offering for a limited period the opportunity for yourselves to apply for the return of your virginity; all you have to do is write in your own words why you wish to regain your virginity. All applications will be put the worshipful company of virgins and certificates will be awarded at their discretion. All applications will be bound into a book at the end of the offer period, any one wishing to remain anonymous should state so on their application.

To apply simply fill in your postal address below, and complete the application form attached, hand this in to the W.C.V. representative along with £ 2 to cover postage etc.

Good luck

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